Joe Bonds

The personification of nobody. When your own company is so good that hanging out with others starts to feel lacklustre.

"Wanna grab drinks after work?"
"I can't, I'm chilling with Joe Bonds"

by grimeysox September 30, 2022

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joe

the start to joe mama

eminem: " im gonna hang out with joe tonight"

drake: "who is joe?"

eminem: "joe mama"

by gloggle June 4, 2022

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Joe

Never ask who Joe is. E v e r .

Nibba 1: Who's Joe?
Nibba 2: * I n h a l e s * Looks like you're going to the shadow realm, boi.
Nibba 1: Wait no

by b*tchslapinator November 27, 2019

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Joe-closeting

When a poof comes out the closet and grabs a queer Joe cunt and starts gaping his hole making him a paraplegic and ends up becoming his carer for the rest of his life.

Did you know about Joe-closeting his hole for someone.

by Jesuss Crrysst May 24, 2025

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Joe is a strong character with a good sense of humour. He attracts all the girls and he is known for his rebellious behaviour. He is handsome but he doesn’t think it. He gets along with his family and had a good childhood. He does okay in school but he isn’t at the top of his classes.

Girl 1: That boy is so cute! Who is he?
Girl 2: He looks like a Joe, so fit😍

by thatweirdgirl.x January 4, 2019

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