A dump where your colon, and subsequently, the majority of your toilet are full of shit like a politician. This bowel movement is the result of a fiber rich diet, and is noted by several productive pushes, an overuse of toilet paper, and the need to flush more than once to get rid of the mess.
"I'm sorry I'm late. I had to take a politician poop, and it took twenty minutes to flush it all down."
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Green Goblin
1. It is lumpy, soft and green, its what happens when you eat too much blue ice cream
Normie
2. No pain just slides out and goes
Guillotine
3. This is diarrhea you will be scared when you sleep
That are the og 3 the rest are artificials
Green Goblin
1. It is lumpy, soft and green, its what happens when you eat too much blue ice cream
Normie
2. No pain just slides out and goes
Guillotine
3. This is diarrhea you will be scared when you sleep
That are the og 3 the rest are artificials
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conner david lee ellis who lives in Hall, Indiana with his mom Amber Ellis, no father figure no weapons for defense and no protective dog, gone on weekends for camping and other things, vulnerable home with many valuables, door is usually unlocked. Key under rock at the front door, he owns a poop sock tho.
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