Poop Nut

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.

I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.

by kek sovereignty combat program July 16, 2023

poop

its a soft substance that comes out of your asshole.

"aww shit, I gotta poop"

by DietWaterSalesman August 1, 2023

poop

the shit that comess outta your ass when you eat a supreme wrap and a big mac

i gotta go shit brb

definition: shit is poop and poop is shit

my shit got stuck in the dryer

by iactuallygottashit August 9, 2023

Poop colored people

Brown people.

I hate poop colored people.

by Booty_hunter August 14, 2023

Poop ditch

A term used to describe a woman’s vagina who wipes back to front. The distribution of shit particles in the vagina reclassify it as a poop ditch.

“Yo bro, that girls puss stinks like shit, probably a poop ditch!”

by Bush rattler August 24, 2023

poop

haha

haha poop

by h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4 September 2, 2023

And I poop

when your friend says something so shocking, you feel the need to shit yourself.

Guy: I got your friend pregnant and i’m leaving the country but I’m in love with you. come with me?

You: AND I POOP?!

by mamimunch69 September 4, 2023