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When you poop it may hurt
by Cow gurl June 17, 2020
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Poop

Purple gooey substance that secretes from a type of Uranium commonly found on Uranus during it's rare summer season. Probes have been sent to analyze the substance, and apparently it tastes like proctologist-made chocolate.
The probe operator died upon learning that this Poop substance tastes like wonderful proctocolate.
by Izaacius Barfmanius April 28, 2023
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Dripping Poop

Dripping Poop 💩 Can Be Used In Many Ways It's The Result Of Taco Bell For Dinner Or Your Sick 😅 Commonly If You Sit Down On The Toilet ,\ Bathroom Hole With Water Too Long The seat Will Have Dripping Poop On It Don't Make This in Your Underwear Be Aware Dripping Poop Is Mistaken For a Delicate Tree Called "Chocolate" Or Poop Like Yummy Stuff
Hey Last Night I Had Taco Bell Now I Have Dripping Poop Saw Rebecca Drink Dripping Poop
My Dripping Poop Is Everywhere Because I'm Sick 😅
by HeySheMadeThatDefintion April 24, 2022
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NPM / NO POOP MATTER

NPM, NO POOP MATTER is a parody "com" group of NLM,NO LIVES MATTER that vandilizies property and terrorizes people with poop

Created by Kore (poopsec)
You got poopxtorted by NPM / NO POOP MATTER??
by eqwplvcwqlqw September 30, 2025
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Poop Sock

When you do not have toilet paper and you use your sock as a replacement
Dude, I ran out of toilet paper had to use a poop sock.
by ConcealedUnicorn May 31, 2018
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Poop

A solid or semisolid remains of the food that could not be digested in the small intestine. Usually looks brown and it smells. If it’s not brown something is going on with you.
“I was having such a great time at the party, but I realized I had eaten a lot of ice cream causing me to have the need to poop.”
by Hazymst October 19, 2018
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crock pot poop

The act of holding in your poop for an extended period of time allowing it to slowly "stew" inside...
Man that was a big crock pot poop I just had!!! I've been holding that in all day!!!
by Naughtynurse0813 November 1, 2015
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