October 28th

National Fly to Massachusetts and Suck Billy’s Dick Day.

Oh god it’s october 28th, time to fly to massachusetts and slob on his dick.

by bigppguy6969 October 27, 2020

October 27

National Send a titty pic day. On October 27 is required by law that you send a titty pic.

Hey Laura its October 27th, Oh alright Paul

by Cea23 October 27, 2020

October 27

National Flash your titties day. Show those knockers off to that special someone in your life

“Babe, it’s October 27, let me see those balloons.”

by KachaanSexToy October 27, 2020

October 30

Halloween Eve

Friend 1: guess what day it it!
Friend 2: October 30th?
Friend 1: Yes. But it’s also Halloween Eve!!!!

by Ya Stepbro October 27, 2020

october 27

national spread them cheeks day

My boyfriend just sent me a booty pic! After all, it is October 27!

by spoopers October 27, 2020

October 29

The day where you smack anyone shorter than you

Person 1: Hey let’s go smack josh

Person 2: why, what did he do
Person 1: nothing but it’s October 29 and that’s slap a short friend day

by Pus lil gaffer October 28, 2020

October 28th

National send a tiddie pic and a booty pic day

Hey its october 28th

by ys han October 28, 2020