Back handed scuttle wank

When you reverse the hand when masturbating.

When I masturbate I like to turn my hand around and have a back handed scuttle wank.

by Filth monger. April 15, 2022

These Hands bisexual

This a quote by Noah Rug

“These hands bisexual, they swing both ways”

by noahrug December 18, 2022

hand-me-down corn

Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.

Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.

by one more fizzle May 25, 2011

hand mullet

If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.

I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.

by susil19 June 2, 2016

The pimp hand

The act of possible discipline to be administered at work.

If Bob doesn't start getting things right in his department, "the pimp hand" is going to come down!

by DJPTRSN January 18, 2012

something that breaks your hand

something that breaks your hand

something that breaks your hand

by KysonAndrews April 14, 2022

hand houdini

A hand job

she gave me some hand houdini

by OakleeTheKid January 31, 2018