Dirty John Bales

The act of fucking a prostitute so hard that she dies(can only take place in 1898)

That boy dirty John bales fucked a prostitute so hard she died

by Bruhlmao69420 March 19, 2023

John

#9cmDick

Oh "lol" John, nice dick

by #18cm January 4, 2017

John Jake Pappas

A John Jake Pappas is when an individual proceeds to distract a majority of the class by gathering them over to their working space to socialize.

Oh look at all the people at his desk, he's pulling a John Jake Pappas.

by anonymous November 12, 2021

John Wayne Camp

a place for sexual intercourse.

Dang i just took her to John Wayne Camp and made the nasty.

by Schweaty Balls March 2, 2011

John

John is the best person in the world. He’s funny, hot, tall, smart, caring, and so much more. He also kisses really good, I love making out with him. He makes feel things that I didn’t even know were possible, iykyk

“Man, I’d love to have a John”

“Omg she’s so lucky to be dating John”

by Lavine6969420 November 14, 2022

thomas john cairney

A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.

I think I just met a Thomas John Cairney today! He was super tall, shy, and good at soccer.

by TJ gives BJ's January 3, 2017

John Roblox

John Roblox is the ultimate gorila dude who plays TDX and TDX

and also plays TDX, and Arsenal

he also has over 1 millon Subscribers

and hates furrys

and likes Zero Two and stuff

and also is a simp

John Roblox: OOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAO

John Roblox: Today I will be playing TDX

by RatedXTGTisaMidyoutuber February 6, 2025