Johning

Smoking weed

I’m so high from johning in the bathroom between classes.

by Coopedaloop November 9, 2020

Jungle John

My friend John has a massive jungle around hi not so massive horn.

Jungle John only pulls 10s

by Humungous Horn Harold June 13, 2022

John Cena

When you working at a haunted house and you run up and grab an actor's junk mid routine in an attempt to get the the break character.

JOHN CENA!
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

Haha dude I just ran up and John Cenad Bloody.

Did he break?

Naw.

by Chucklez Da Klown December 20, 2020

Rocky john

A perfect person for everyone.

Rocky John is a perfect person in every eyes of the people

by Eudora the great March 8, 2022

John

Mama the dama he probs would touch your pene for free but don’t quote me on it

John the pene licker

by MarkthewiArd101 September 22, 2023

John Laurens

John Laurens was this dude in the 1700's who is a totally a turtle boi and has all my love.

John Laurens is spicy

by Turtle_boi1754 September 19, 2020

John Holden

The funniest person ever.

person 7045: this music is so bad i wish I could find a better artist
person 7046: I know a better artist
person 7045: who?
person 7046: John Holden.
person 7045: Who. The. hell. is. John. Holden.
Person 7046: John Holden Deez Nuts, LolZ.
person 7045:ok
person 7046: wait wha

by EpiKGaMer694201337AmOguS October 13, 2021