martys sassuage fingers

Big martin Morris sassuage fingers

Marty fingered someone with his Martys sassuage fingers

by Mickkearney1888 March 7, 2020

fingered

If you get or provide fingering the clear meaning is that u nasty like n a s t y.

Guy #1: hey bro, I fingered my girl last night
Guy #2: ewwwW

by boiIIIiiiii6969 March 10, 2020

butter finger

a finger that you stick in butter

my cousin thought it was sweet to use his butter finger for my butthole . 😌

by butter 🧈 March 18, 2020

fat fingers friday

You have a run of screwing up what you’re typing and so you say loudly eff’n FAT Fingers Friday. BECAUSE you always rush stuff on the computer on Fridays and stuff it up because you’re in a hurry!

ARRRRRGH. I screwed it up again! I Fat Fingers Fridayed It (FFF).

by Da Kriss March 19, 2020

Cadbury Finger Bash

Similar to a Tim Tam Slam, one bites the ends off a Cadbury finger biscuit and uses it as a straw with their desired hot beverage (or cold milk-based beverage), then before it melts/disintegrates, devour and enjoy.

“Hey, do you want a Cadbury finger with your coffee?“ “Heck yes, I’m going to Cadbury finger bash it.”

by minge biscuit March 23, 2020

Finger Painting

When a woman masturbates while going through menstruation.

"I've been stressed out lately but I'm on my period. Is it worth Finger Painting?"

by Dynamic Teller June 1, 2020

Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.

That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.

by crispernaki June 4, 2020