cunt-dinger

A guy that calls his girlfriend or wife when he's with his friends, or a social gathering that is a good time until said person does aforementioned thing.

"Caught three largemouth bass last Thursday!"

"I know Carl I was there, caught three myself. Too bad that fishing trip was a cunt-dinger."

by catholicbooty August 9, 2016

Cunt Cleaner

Someone who “respects” women and false equality so much they lick the hairs off their genitalia and legs after they shave.

P1: Did you hear Dave is a cunt cleaner?
P2: no what’s that?
P3: well he thinks that since his girl shaves for him he should lick the hairs off her twat.

by Marcus Adroolious October 20, 2022

dutch cunt

When a dutch boy holds a blogging camera in his face or when a dutch cunt uses his dads beat off money to buy rich white boy clothes

Hey whats Boudy wearing today?
Oh you know, the usual dutch cunt

by Tyler the Creator August 9, 2016

Funny cunt

The term “funny cunt” is usually used to a mate or someone who is humorous.

Yeah that guy at the party last night was a funny cunt.

by 𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖚𝖘 ⚜️🤍 July 14, 2020

hampster cunt

A woman whose snapper is moist in anticipation for a massive ding dong to be placed inside of her. Usually a female who is a minority.

That broad takes it so much that she is a hampster cunt.
Damn, I'd fuck her but she's a hampster cunt.

by Michael Juhasz November 9, 2007

cunt pound

When a girl is sitting on the bed and you get a rolling pin and beat her cunt numerous times before sexual intercourse.

I am going to cunt pound you before I fuck you.

by Fatty Patty-Mandy The mop head June 24, 2016

Cunt Copter

A guy that sits on the toilet with his balls hanging in the shit water

Mikey is a douche, he is a real cunt copter

by pietieg February 2, 2018