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Juice-Squirter

A juice-squirter is a person who has more physical reactivity than brains. The brains may disproportionately be constituted of extra blood vessels and other non-thinking matter, rather than actual functioning neural networks.

Say ANYTHING or give ANY information to a juice-squirter. The juice-squirter will always assume a personal reaction, and then have an episode of feelings and emotions that last for ages.

Juice squirters, when they're not looking for approval or making displays, are usually trying to get reactions out of others, in an attempt to soften them up for domination, while creating a sense of safety, because they cannot actually be of real social value, or truly decent people at all, ultimately.
Example:

"Every time *name* would have a conversation with someone, or do anything requiring paying attention, he would immediately start to gush and spout totally uncomposed thoughts. *Name* was one example of a type of idiot called a juice-squirter."

A juice-squirter's commentary:

"If inheritance qualifies one for office, intelligence cannot be a requirement" - John Kenneth Galbraith

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill, a juice-squirter with some extra fat for thinking in his brain...or someplace.
by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019
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Juicing

When you steal someone else's lyrics for your own use in the middle of a rap battle
Man, he ain't no real thug, he be juicing to get these judges to choosing
by LilPac23 December 21, 2016
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pimp juice

Pimp juice is something that attracts the opposing sex. It can be anything from money to intelligence. It is also an energy drink some rapper owns.
Sarah's pimp juice is totally her money. With out it, no guy would be interested.
by creampuffs April 19, 2015
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Juice monkey

When you use ghost or duplicate accounts to make yourself a higher rank in an online video game.
Oh shit!, Danny been juice monkeying himself to gold rank in less than a week.

Jeff has legendary rank in like 2 days! He juice monkeyed that shit!
by 775notown March 19, 2023
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Bin Juice

A pest of a person that is of the lowest form of morals, values, etiquette and respect.

Much like "low hanging fruit", that is thrown in the bin and rots to the disgusting point that nobody wants to go near it or have it near them or their home.
Almost always used to describe a woman that is of the lowest regard and not welcome to a person or within a community of people.
Oh no! Be careful. Bin juice is hanging around the group again.
OR
Help me, bin juice is at my house again.
by Ryan Johns November 29, 2023
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the juice

a synonym for ‘lean’ or ‘purple drank’, a recreational mixture of codeine, a soft drink - commonly Sprite, sweets and crushed ice. The colour of the drink usually varies along a spectrum between red and purple.
Don Toliver: “Off the juice, codeine got me trippin”
Gunna: “I won’t ever love a bitch more than my mother”

Friend 1: “I just spoke to Ken, he seemed kinda slumped?”
Friend 2: “He’s off the juice bro”
by 2neon9 December 26, 2022
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pussy pop juice

The great fragance of pussy, avaiable at PSG
You smell really good, i can see it is pussy pop juice
by Shinotamne August 22, 2017
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