Fish

Fuck. It. Shit. Happens

Teacher: this is the word diagram of the solar system ever
Pupil: I tried
Teacher: not hard enough
Pupil:fish

by Shugglebug March 11, 2013

Fish in a bucket

Being fucking in the ass while being drowned in a confined space. The confined space could including anything from buckets, bathtubs, or toilets. The liquid could be of any sort also, from tea to water.

Sam and I tried fish in a bucket, the toilet was most likely not the best place for it.

by Darkkran November 10, 2017

Fish Out Of Water

1. Being in unfamiliar territory.
2. Vagina spasms which resemble a fish gasping for air. This can be acomplished in many ways but the face down on the floor with an ironically wet orgasm most resembles a fish out of water.

also note:
There are plenty of fish in the sea... meaning theres a lot of hoes out there or there tasty fish to nourish your soul.

Contary to other definitions slapping a beauty with the beast in the face is actually called a classic bitch slap not a fish out of water.

Last night, Becky was so hot and bent that she had a fish out of water for my dent dick.

Cory Edwards dick is so fucking hott! I had a fish out of water when I saw that juicy head... I was like fill up my belly button like a sweedish gas station.

by openInvent June 17, 2018

FISH ON

You lay your girl down with her head hanging off the end of the bed and her arms underneath her. then you get on a step stool and straddle her head facing away from her with a gummy worm dangling from your hairy beanbag . Keeping it just out of reach of her mouth as she try’s again and again to grab the gummy worm with her teeth and she can’t take her arms out from underneath her until she succeeds in grabbing the gummy worm with her teeth and then sticking it up your ass using only her tongue. Please note:: Also as an addendum to the Fish on you tie the gummy worm to fishing line and tie the line around your nuts to dangle . When she finally grabs a hold of the gummy worm with her mouth you thrust your hips up hard and scream “ fish on!!! And she has to hold the fucking gummy worm in her teeth till you settle down and she can tongue slide it into your waiting butthole !!

Yo Dude, I’m exhausted because my girl and I had about a two hour Fish On session last night !

by Dantana1143 September 20, 2025

Fat fishing

When you upload or share pictures on the internet while hiding the fact that you are fat. Taking pictures from the neck up because you are overweight or taking pictures hiding the "pooch" with a purse or handbag, or any object including other people. Taking pictures sideways because your are overweight and uploading on social media. Basically any attempt to hide being over weight via pictures. Using slimmer pictures or avatars of yourself than you are as a socila media profile picture.

All her pictures are from the neck up, she's probably fat fishing.

She only take pictures with her purse covering her stomach, shes probably fat fishing.
I saw her pictures and thought she was slim, but when we met she was fat and said those were her older pictures, I got fat fished.

by spitts mcman October 2, 2023

paci-fish

a new term for an ugly vegan

man that linda is such paci-fish

by ill kick Eli's ass November 28, 2020

Land Fish

Land fish is the opposite of a slut, as a land fish is fucking dry. It has more of a negative connotation as it can be used to describe someone who doesn’t get a lot of action, but on the other hand it’s hella hilarious.

Emil: “hey Mali you’re a land fish”
Mali: “lmaooooo, ouch”

by Maiskolbe April 21, 2019