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loved up

i was so loved up i was bouncin off the walls
by louis June 17, 2002
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Love Statue

Describing a man's erection or a dildo
Quick I need some new batteries for my Love statue!
by Billy Thatchweaver September 7, 2013
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Love crime

Love Crime:The opposite of hate crime; The act of showing so much unconditional positive regard to people that it’s otherwise considered criminal by today’s standards.
Love Crime: My ancestors should have given your ancestors a big A$$ hug instead of being complete D%^ks to them since they were all immigrants!

“Fu#%k yeah if you don’t give me a hug now, I’m gonna and come get one!”
by Dom-the-creator July 4, 2018
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love sneeze

The violent unexpected expunging of a man's loins
Mark see's Steve's glistening glory in the post-match showers causing an immediate and embarassing love sneeze
by BeaverBee November 10, 2007
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Ninja Love

1) Delivering or receiving unexpected compassion, kindness or affection.

2) Surprise sex or sexual acts that are welcomed by the recipient.
1) He showed up with flowers today and dropped some serious ninja love on her.

2) She climbed over the arm rest and offered him some hot ninja love right in his truck.
by The H3R3T1C April 20, 2015
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Lovely peaches

That girl who eats her period and tried to r@p3 Charli D'amelio and abuses her daughter and eats poop because they were out if big macs and shows her pussy on camera
hey did you here about lovely peaches
Aw fuck why did you remind me of her
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Love locket

A love locket is a vagina. It is called this because it should be LOCKed until two people fall in love and can cum together as one. Plus, the two people are facing each other when they do it, kinda like they would when the locket is closed, so it makes a lot of sense.
Guy: Hey, can I enter your love locket?
Girl: Yes of course because I love you!
Guy: Suuuuuhweeet! <3
by IshmaleDG March 14, 2014
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