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sore ass syndrome

That unpleasant feeling in your hindquarters after you have ridden your bicycle for the first time in months.
One thing I dislike about early spring is the sore ass syndrome I get from riding my bicycle for the first time after a long, cold winter.
by rickbbiking March 31, 2013
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Lonely Pee Syndrome

The syndrome that occurs in some males that causes them to relieve themselves in a urinal directly adjacent to another male's, even when there are several open stalls away from the aforementioned male.
This dude must of had lonely pee syndrome, there were like 8 urinals and he decides to come up to mine and hold hands.
by Kim and Dan June 12, 2008
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overactive mother syndrom

much like overactive bladder exept instead of having to pee 30 times a day your mother calls you 30 times a day
mother: HOW ARE YOU??? I havent spoken to you in so long! do you need me to come over there and make you soup?
you:... I'm fine and you called me five minutes ago!
mother: oh well allot can happen in five minutes!oh yes I forgot the soup
you: its fine I really dont need soup for any reason
mother: everyone needs soup! aspecially my baby!
room mate: dude, your mom has a classic case of overactive mother syndrome.
by Alli S. January 8, 2008
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Guild Master Syndrome

An affliction of the MMO player. Symptoms of Guild Master Syndrome (Hereafter referred to as GMS) includes a false sense of superiority derived from their status in an Massive Multiplayer Online Game, such as having a high level and advanced equipment and being the leader of his or her guild. Sufferers of GMS typically have a group of "hanger ons" conisisting of individuals much younger than themselves. Said individuals are very impressed with third tier loot. Most sufferers of GMS are often considered douchebgs and should be avoided at all cost.

Note:There is no known cure for GMS
Ex 1 :
Person 1: "Do you know how popular I am on the internet? I'm a fucking guild master."

Person 2: *Face palm*

Ex 2 :

EB employee: "Heres your wow card and your copy of pirates of th carribean 3. Would you like to purchase insurance for your game for an extra $3?"

GMS sufferer: "Yeah man, for sure. Like when I'm with my guild, I always back my shit up."

EB Employee: "Oh yes, that's facinating."

GMS Sufferer: "Yeah man, for sure it is, like last night me and my guild were on this raid and all the fuckers got wiped out except me and I was left alone and single handedly took out every one of those hoard moher fuckers myself. It was the shit, I was the shit, I'm awesome at WoW, we should chill sometime."

EB emplyee: "Ummmmmm... Okay, yeah... Maybe sometime... talk to me later..."

GMS sufferer leaves.

EB Employee 2: "Guild master syndrome?"

EB Employee 1: "Yep."
by _spin_ August 23, 2009
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Hello Kitty Syndrome

The female version of the "Peter Pan Syndrome"; a grown female who behaves and/or conducts herself immaturely; childish; female that is not accepting to "grow up" and behave her own age; female regression to her childhood.
Some people would say she is having a midlife crisis at age 35 because she loves going to bars every weekend with her 21 year old friends instead of settling down. I suppose she suffers from Hello Kitty Syndrome.
by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen October 30, 2014
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Second-Light Syndrome

This occurs when you are driving on the street and your mind looks past the first traffic light to the second one, thus resulting you driving through a red light because you see the green one ahead. The brain's subconscious is focused on the second green light ahead as opposed to the red light you are about to pass through. It happens more frequently when the lights are close together.
TOM: Yo man, slow down you are about to blow through that light.
CARL: Sorry man, thanks for telling me, I didn't even see it. I was suffering from second-light syndrome.
by Tim Regan November 15, 2009
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Retarded Fangirl Syndrome

What happens when 80% of the fangirl population sees something cute like a character match-up and/or is reading a yaoi. Requires lots of flailing around, making kitty faces and screaming "OMIGOD!" or "SO KAWAII!"
Did you see Samantha back there? I think she was diagnosed with Retarded Fangirl Syndrome after she saw that Maka X Soul match-up.
by She'sTheBlade April 27, 2011
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