Stand Job

The act of masturbating while standing up.

There was a period of time in my life where I could only jerk off while standing in front of a mirror. Thus I coined the term "stand job".

by K to tha G beotch June 28, 2021

Fetus Job

When having vaginal intercourse with a pregnant woman and your penis enter the uterus.

I got with that bitch Brenda last night, ended up getting a fetus job!

by GhostlyXV February 24, 2024

Smear Job

When you put oil on weed.

I want a smear job tonight

by Fweevi January 9, 2022

slit-your-throat job

Something that’s so depressing it makes you want to slit your throat. Usually used for places and building.

Have you seen that council estate over the road? That house on the corner as you drive in is a proper slit-your-throat job!

by Chris_32 May 27, 2024

Blow Job Queen

A person who identifies as a female who performs acts of fellatio at a minimum of five times a week to one or multiple sexual partners to the point of orgasm.

Jane is a real Blow Job Queen. I heard she sucked off Phil and Stefan on the same day.

by Aheavysaber May 23, 2024

Flash job

n. A flash job is very similar to a blowjob however it is done quickly to avoid bein caught. Can also be considered a "quicky."

Jessica gave me a flash job last night behind the Walgreens.

by Gavin free May 7, 2013

Nebraskan nose job

The act of cutting off your genitalia, cremating it, and snorting the ashes.

Before I went to sleep, I gave myself a Nebraskan nose job.

by Steve4051 June 27, 2025