Russian hand warmer

When a man takes a large amount of Crisco and lathers his hands. Next he inserts both hands into a woman's vagina or anus. This is a Russian hand warmer!

1. "Dude, last night I gave this girl the best Russian hand warmer!"
"Bro, I'll bet it was tight!"
"Not as much as you'd think.."

by Rockin'ItAllNight:P February 28, 2012

Crystal Hand

The hand of a loved one or someone's hand you never want to let go.

The crystal hand of my girlfriend is one you will never want to let go.

by Adamgogle Uknownothing July 9, 2014

left Hand

Left Handed, smart and useful and not like the others. This person is unique and different in a good way.
Just don't box left-handed people.

oh they left handed.

by Number1boxer January 3, 2021

The Right-Hand Suzuki Method

Otherwise known in proper noun form as "The Method", or in a verb form such as "Methoding". This refers to both male and female masturbation and the techniques therein. It is usually used between Soul Friends or people who are obsessed with it.

Josh, you're obsessed with Methoding girls.

by Blu April 7, 2004

Smell Your Hand

the act of shaking ones hand and telling them to smell it, even though nothing has been placed or rubbed on said hand.

I told steve "smell Your hand" and he Freaked out and screamed like a little girl.

by Jon_the_freak February 20, 2009

throw the hand down

To masturbate

My friends boy friend was not about so I told her to "throw the hand down" until he returned

by oceanoutback February 20, 2012

lend a hand

to help someone

"Hey buddy. I need to go lend a hand. Okay? " I said

by basge January 5, 2016