Skip to main content

Fortnite 

Fortnite is a game we’re kids 8-12 years olds spend their moms credits cards on skins because they have no concept of money.

It is also a game that people won’t shut the fuck up about at my school.
Girl: “Hey wanna hang out?”
Guy: “nO i’M pLaYiNg FoRtNiTe!”
Fortnite by AyoThePizzaHere April 24, 2021

Fortnite 

A game that only 8-12 year old kids play.
They fortnite player creatures usually spend their mother’s credit cards on the online currency called “V-Bucks” to buy skins that they don’t need. They also refuse to take showers and beg to their moms to buy the battle pass.
Person 1: “Just got done playing fortnite babe”
Girl 1: “Why do I date you anymore? You spend 15 hours a day on this stupid game, you barely even talk to me. We’re Over!”
Fortnite by AyoThePizzaHere April 24, 2021

Fortnite Kid 

a 10-13 year old kid who grinds fortnite all day and it is annoying just to be around them. Typically with names like Jaden, Adam, or Gabe. They smell like musty towel and don't take showers. They say the n word and listen to dababy and polo g thinking theyre hard.
Fortnite Kid by athebot April 25, 2021

fortnite 

In retrospect, not a bad game actually. It's just the cringey culture and the unnecessary publicity surrounding it that made it seem bad and overrated. Also, the old lobby music was such a gem.
Me in 2018: Ew fortnite is cringe
Me in 2021: I miss old fortnite
Person who gonna make a lot of money and has a cool vibe can be friend with anyone but still cant be friend with some people
MY last name is fortinus

-OMG LETS BE FRIEND

BAHAHAH NO💖
Fortinus by Im intelligent April 28, 2021

Fortnite 

I got Cancer From watching the worthless child that was my sibling Play fortnite
Fortnite by DefinedRight April 29, 2021