cat sex

This is the action of 2 masculine male cats having intense anal sexual intercourse.

me: "Hey dude, wanna have cat sex again"
fbi: "No thanks, my Ass hurts from before!"

by eonisdaddy September 1, 2021

Cat Pizza

something that is intentionally misleading

Person 1: A bully just gave me a gift, it's a bit weird but it seems cool
Person 2: Don't open it dude, it's Cat Pizza.

by dinoroki March 9, 2023

Cat

Also ‘cool cat.’

Noun. A person. An individual, most likely involved in a subculture or controversial industry. A wanderlust individual of fleeting residence. *Adapted from west coast slang.

As you’re walking out of a concert at a small, local venue… referring to someone you observed pacing the crowd or highly mingling during the event;
“That Cat was all over the place”

by iDraw&Stuff December 28, 2021

Cat Urination

The act of a cat when piss leaves its system

What is your cat doing

Urination

Cat Urination?
Yes

by Juanita Green October 11, 2021

Cat

A animal

Cat

by Hdbfhfbf December 14, 2019

My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

cat war

a conflict between two housemates owning separate cats, brought on by these cats not getting along. Aggressions range from petty arguments between roommates, to outright forcing one roommate to pay a hefty vet bill due because their cat gave the other person's cat fleas.

Dude, I'm sorry my cat Snuggles pissed all over your cat Tigger's food dish, but do we really have to get into a cat war over this?

by catmaster8675309 August 22, 2018