chris rocked

when you get slapped so hard that you are stunted usually after making a j.i. jane joke

you got chris rocked my guy

by Xx__that_gay_guy__xX March 31, 2022

Rocks

Rocks are what people call cocain, or a ballsack

Me:Yo Jackson went to jail
Henry: why

Me: the 12 found rocks in his apartment

by Jackson perr September 2, 2016

Throw a rock in your cave

When you obtain a home equity loan to raise enough down payment to have the vehicle loan approved by a bank. It comes from the cave man days of having rocks in his cave which decreased his square living space.

The finance manager at the automobile dealership told Billy Jack to go "throw a rock in your cave" when Billy Jack could not raise enough down payment for approval of a loan on his Corvette.

by 00NKB July 16, 2024

Rock-sliding

When you are playing rock, paper, scissors and all you give is rock. Also used when an action is seems like it would be repeated. Often you the action changes on your turn. Usually used in reflection about a game.

Bro 1: "Dude, Why did you put paper?"

Bro 2: " I don't know. I thought he was rock-sliding me."

"I thought thirteen would win, it has been played 4 times in a row, but I guess the roulette was rock-sliding me.

by J3ffisthedude June 20, 2013

Rocking Horse Ranch

When you pull out a raging boner, cover it in Cholula hot sauce, and fuck a girl when she's on her period, making hot sauce, blood, and semen mix together and make the girl get a knife and stab you in the scrotum so when you have haemorrhagic shock, you get pissed and fuck her in the eye sockets and rip her face off

"I just did the Rocking Horse Ranch on my ex the other day and she's in the hospital."

by aiden2000 October 15, 2025

Sydney Rock behaviour

A phrase coined by @itsmulalo and @boganbrazdoll that describes a luxurious and leisurely life just like a Sydney rock oyster

Mulalo: Hey Steph, do you wanna be on our Sydney Rock behaviour tonight?

Steph: Yes, I’ll make a reservation at Janes for 7

by Mulalo December 27, 2022

Druid Rocks

A drug that is often used cold. Crystalline in composition with a slight rocky texture. Contains small amounts of psilocybin which can also be found in Shrooms. Often used in parts of Boston. Is known to make you go slightly loopy. Especially don't take if your pregnant.

Dude 1: "Those Druid Rocks were WICKED Killah Brether."
Dude 2: " Cut out the accent and cut out taking that shit"

by BostonBrother August 20, 2011