pardon my zinger

what you say when you poke a girl in the eye with your dick

Dude, i totally put it in her eye. She looked at me funny, so I said "Pardon my zinger"

by leowxw October 18, 2010

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Flip my nuts

1. Getting extremely annoyed and angered by another to the point of extreme insanity
2. so bored, annoyed, unhappy, etc. with life that you
are at your breaking point and you flip out.

1. If we dont do anything tonight ima flip my fucking nuts!
2. If I see that fucking biatch again I'm seriously gonna flip my nuts!

by RaMDaY July 19, 2005

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Buff my Wood

A more cleaner way to say "suck my dick"

Male 1: Hey man, you're a faggot
Male 2: Buff my wood!

by Homosaphien September 20, 2009

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Ryan'd my boys

The act of putting on a sock in such a thoughtless manner that you wind up giving yourself a king sized crack to the nuts.

While getting dressed to go get a pizza.

person 1: F#@& !

person 2: what happened?

Person 1: I just Ryan'd my boys...

by TrChesterMoles February 25, 2010

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blame my iphone

A phrase used when your iPhone's alarm doesn't go off on time due to the iOS software bug which apparently affects recurrent alarms on daylight savings and year end dates.

Good afternoon boss, I overslept 5 hours today, sorry, blame my iphone.

by typec4st January 2, 2011

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