Patty Jack 

A homeless man's dick jammed into a thong.

Yo...Look over there that homeless guy has a Patty Jack

holy shit dude, thats gross..

Patty Jack by Mr.Sark July 5, 2012

it don't mean jack 

it is an expression used for people we don't trust in.

In an emphatic and vulgar fashion it turns in "your word don't mean jacksh*t"

it don't mean jack

What you say is meaningless, you are not telling the truth, i can not trust in your words.

it don't mean jack by dalilucciola August 15, 2011

Captain Jack Sparrow 

The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.

"But why is the rum gone?!"

All hail Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!!

Captain Jack Sparrow by Scarlet Sparrow September 16, 2008

Shitty Jack 

The act of jacking off while simultaneously taking a shit.

Guy 1: "That guy's been in the stall for 20 minutes!"
Guy 2: "He must be getting a Shitty Jack."

Shitty Jack by boosac May 21, 2020

candle jack 

Candle Jack is a villian from the WB show, "Freakzoid". He abducts anyone who says his na

You idiots, candle jack isn't real. I can say it all I wan

candle jack by m0d August 14, 2006

Handsome Jack 

One of the hottest guys you know (if you’re into cocky, narcissistic assholes) in Pandora. Usually owns a Diamond Pony named ‘Buttstallion’ and is full of riches. He’s also a total badass and makes it look good.

Rhys: Met a Guy last night. He was so tall and cute. Now he’s in my head. Literally. Couldn’t believe my eyes.
Sasha: Must be a Handsome Jack

Handsome Jack by HyperionMischief July 30, 2018

happy jack-o'-lantern 

lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption

Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.

happy jack-o'-lantern by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010