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South Salem High School 

A high school located in Salem, Oregon. Renowned for the excellent achievement at mediocrity.

The sports teams are often adept, with the exception of the volleyball team, comprised of girls who do nothing but yell really loudly.

South is well known for the food, which will probably kill you, and the student body, which might also kill you.

Especially when people walk around with uncapped drug needles and have sex on the bathroom floor without locking the door.
"Dude, did you see the boys bathroom? Someone wrote all over the walls in shit!"

"Dude, I know. Only at SSHS."

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"Dude, I just beat this kid up for nothing!"
"Only happens at South Salem High School."

Bethel high school 

There are 5 types of you people that go to bethel high school

1.The "Shoot em up bang bang" Are those people who are Ghetto and dose nothing but come to school normally those people who live in the Aberdeen section and the Orcutt ave area of hampton

2.The ROTC nerds Are those who are 105% percent into the ROCT and the army or the military (but there somewhat cool people) that about 60 to 70 % of the school

3.The wannabe Rich AKA the well known people of the school who wares nothing but played out polos or played out cloths that they got frm a store called cream or any other stores either at Patrick Henry or Peninsula Town center who Fry people just for the hell of it Which one day there going get shoot if you they try the wrong person

4.The "REAL Rich people" no These people even though they ware bummy cloth they still have money and dont care what people say to them because there richer and live in big houses in the Back of farmington or from York county VA

5.The "ignorant people" are those who just go around talk all this shit thinking that there not going to get beat down
OMG

what

im tired of the shoot em bang bang people

me to

well that what you get for goin to bethel high school

Camdenton High School 

A place where everyone cares A LOT how they look to others...
Some are hicks, drama queens, stoners/alcoholics, hoes, nerds, athletes, and band members.

86.9% of the school has before/does smoke weed.

Their band is like a cult and their football team is priority over anything.

Couldve gone to state 2018 but oof.
Person 1: Hey you hear that Camdenton High School girl whos nudes leaked?
Person 2: Not one person classy is out of that school so I am not suprised.

Burlington High School 

Burlington High School is a public 9-12 high school in southern Iowa. It is the only public high school in the area; if you do not consider the Alternative school.

They are the Grayhounds.

The school focuses on athletics seemingly more than academics.

The school has a particularly bad reputation concerning fighting, violnce and partying.

The school has broken a record this school year, on having the most suspension in one day (eighteen). Every suspension was the result of a fight
A person: Hey, did you hear abot that fight over at Burlington High School?
B person: Yeah, man, that's crazy to have a school be so undermanaged.

Unionville High School 

High school in Pennsylvania widely known for its incredible theater department, as well as its rigorous academics. We also have a kick-ass marching band, and our music department boasts some of the most hardworking and talented kids around. In other words... We're not all snobby, slutty, jock-ish, popular jerks. This school is dominated by drama geeks, computer nerds, science prodigies, and art students. Sure, there are kids that fit the Unionville stereotype, but they're outnumbered by future Broadway stars and nuclear physicists.
The phrase "Unionville High School" has been officially declared synonymous with "Cappie Magnet."

Lemont High School 

A school in Lemont, Illinois where about 80% of the student body are bigoted Trump supporters. This is literally the whitest school ever because you can count the number of black people on one hand. Not to mention that some of the teachers are just stupid. Not allowed to eat or drink in class. That has got to be child abuse or something.
Hey where do you go to school?

Lemont High School
Sorry
Yeah I'm transferring to Marian Catholic