Daddy

The opposite of Mummy

Kid: Hello daddy
Dad: Kill Yourself

by silly_goose132 August 24, 2021

Daddy

He don’t know but I be calling him daddy in my head

That’s daddy or sum

by Littyyyyy January 4, 2022

Pimp daddy

Luke

Yesterday I was walking by pimp daddy's house and he came out and hit me with his pimp stick and them I got layed.

by Go eat a.... September 28, 2021

Vladdy daddy

A nickname for my hot old botox bald ass husband Daddymir pudding. AKA (Vladimir Putin)

ngh~ Vladdy daddy! Give it to me agh~ datteboyo! It slipped down my pants because of Vladimir Putin

by bigputinsfillingmeup January 8, 2024

Daddy Daiiv

Claims to have big dick energy, but actually has a small penis.

Daddy Daiiv was so small his dick fell out of my vagina.

by SMskye July 4, 2020

Crab daddy

The term 'crab daddy' originated from a infamous man named Andy Griffiths who on the occasion likes to get down and dirty with the boys at the office, reason why he is called the 'crab daddy' is because he would give the young boys multiple sti's after bumming them senseless.

Man 1: shit bro your going down on him hard!
Man 2: I know man I am the 'crab daddy'

by mrcurtis123 May 10, 2016

Ur grand-daddy a fatty

Combined effects of; ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Final verdict; when decreed or messaged on Xbox live, God instantly implodes and Armageddon rains down apon Earth.

Matt: “Ur mom gay”
Chang: “ no u”
Matt: “ur dad lesbian”
Chang: *sheds a tear
Matt: “ur granny tranny”
Chang: “I didn’t want to do this, but you leave me with no choice”
Chang: *Angelic chanting* “Ur grand-daddy a fatty”
* God explodes, demonic screeching ensues, meteors rain down*
Matt: “But I’m Bhuddist”
*Bhudda explodes, casing the moon to gravitate towards Earth*

by NobleBCCCXII May 11, 2018