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shit cunt

shit cunt refers to someone who has no respect and is just a fucking cunt in the shitiess way or the shittest person in a cunty way
for example: did you hear about how that harry dude sent a girl a text but once she answered, harry said he had no interest in talking to her even though he message first, what a shit cunt
by toffee_chocy November 29, 2016
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Lagoon cunts

1. French for modified Vegetables. Mostly used as a insult.
2. a offensive term for someone
3. a complement for someone
4. a way to describe something
5. a ferocious animal scientific name is known as the Lagoonis cuntis and has been observed very rarely and at one point was thought extinct. but, in China the scientists have revealed 4 in their care. It is a omnivore and generally is a violent being that is also, quiet lazy.
6. A fb page was found with the name www.facebook.com/dahlcompany
1. you are all laying here like lagoon cunts
2. you are a lagoon cunt!
3. hey lagoon cunt
4. you are looking very lagoon cunt today
5. ahhh the Lagoonis Cuntis is eating someone's fist
6. Lagoon cunt is great
by betterthantape January 2, 2013
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Cunt-Sized

A measurement of circumference, generally the size of a human cunt.
When the sapling was young, it was no more than cunt-sized, perhaps two cunts if it had a virile seed. Now look at how majestic it is, two to three thousand cunts in circumference.
by Colonus September 3, 2010
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cunt nugget

the sexually transmitted object found in the vagina. A root from digging for gold: digging for a cunt nugget.
A boy and his girlfriend were having sex. The girlfriend had placed four starburst into her vagina for her boy friend to eat out. Two weeks after she had pain from the vagina and went to the doctor to find out that a starburst was still in there. She realized her boyfriend had eaten her cunt nugget.
by Captain Jackass December 22, 2010
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fat cunt

Teo Dvoršak and Tjaš Jelenko
1:You know Tjaš Jelenko?
2: Yea he's a fat cunt
by Mcdondals borgar September 16, 2019
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druggie cunt

Oi you druggie cunt!
by Skinnykient May 31, 2017
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Cunt Kicking

When your girl needs a good kicking.
Cunt Kicking is what you do when your Wife being a bitch.
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