Cunt Cyclops

A butt ugly woman with one eye that is the epitome of a cunt.

Look at that ugly, thoughtless bitch. That there is a true "Cunt Cyclops"!!!

by Johnny Pizza April 7, 2011

cunt nugget

the sexually transmitted object found in the vagina. A root from digging for gold: digging for a cunt nugget.

A boy and his girlfriend were having sex. The girlfriend had placed four starburst into her vagina for her boy friend to eat out. Two weeks after she had pain from the vagina and went to the doctor to find out that a starburst was still in there. She realized her boyfriend had eaten her cunt nugget.

by Captain Jackass December 22, 2010

Cunt-Sized

A measurement of circumference, generally the size of a human cunt.

When the sapling was young, it was no more than cunt-sized, perhaps two cunts if it had a virile seed. Now look at how majestic it is, two to three thousand cunts in circumference.

by Colonus September 3, 2010

cunt dragon

someone who goes out of their way to ruin lives and reputations.

Just because some cunt dragon decides to troll facebook and send incriminating pictures to the cops, innocent kids are getting f**ked over!

by patty r September 23, 2010

of cunting course

Derived from Thomas E Bourk. Upon dying in CODMW2 or being fucked over this catch phrase is thrown out.

Getting shot in CodMW2......

Bourk:Dammit... of cunting course it would be me to get shot

by kilakelz26 June 27, 2010

hampster cunt

A woman whose snapper is moist in anticipation for a massive ding dong to be placed inside of her. Usually a female who is a minority.

That broad takes it so much that she is a hampster cunt.
Damn, I'd fuck her but she's a hampster cunt.

by Michael Juhasz November 9, 2007

cunt tassel

noun-the greasy tampon string that hangs out of your lady's slot.
adjective- someone who regularly has a shit eating grin on their face.

Ben Johnson gave his fat sweaty wife a cunnalumpkin even though he saw her nasty cunt tassel dangling down.

by Scrotum squeezers December 9, 2008