Chicken God

Chicken gods are very homosexual creatures that can be heavy associated with Beans, Sapphires, Liver, and Chickens ofc!

1: Bro did you hear Chicken god came out
2: YAS THAT'S WHY HE'S A CHICKEN GOD

by beansilver March 20, 2022

god at all games

GOD TEIR at every video game ; cracked at the craft.

That guy is so good, he must be a god at all games.

by Megamoleys November 29, 2022

Panty God

Panty god is a fine member of society...

she appears everywhere, anytime, any given circumstances—but when you’ve seen her, nor talked to her. She’d disappear for two weeks or more but reappear again.

She has a sheer fondness of the sky and the ocean.

Her pantyful existence is precious.

“Have you seen panty god?”

“Ah yes! She said hi.”

“Say hi!”

“No. You two talk.”

by UnknownIdiot October 28, 2019

Floss God

A fucking GOAT

Y’all listen to that new Floss God? That shit go harrrrrd

by Guapteament November 22, 2021

God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023

God

The most powerful creature in the entire UNIVERSE. You don’t have to believe in him, but never. I repeat, NEVER MOCK HIM. You’ll regret it big time. God bless you

Me: I’m so upset. This morning I was late to school because I lost my school shirt so I was stuck in my PJ’s. I was ready 3 minutes late. Got there 15 minutes late.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.

by SabrxnaWolf February 17, 2021

Girth God

Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.

Everyone has been talking about how Matt is the Girth God.

by TRocky74 January 16, 2024