cat

A small carnivorous mammal made of 30% fur and 70% cat liquids.
Well known for being very squishy and liquid, the cat is the perfect companion for you, except if you are not up to fighting their sharp demon-like claws.

friend: I hate cats
you: shut the fuck up

by cat_human March 26, 2022

Cat

A creature that sleeps in the weirdest ways possible, will ruin everything you own, and being you a dead mouse as an offering, yet we still love them anyway

Person 1: what animal is that
Person 2: oh that's just my cat

by Skildaledondondanigh August 18, 2023

cat anchored

when a person is sitting down and they can not move because it will disturb a cat that is comfortable or asleep on them.

hey, can you grab me a beer from the fridge, i can't right now, sorry man, i'm cat anchored at the moment.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

Idan Cats

A person who has too much NFT in his head and will suck many dicks for a 100. Owns a pool named idan cats(not the good one named idan dogs)

Damm idan i heard idan dogs coin is better than idan cats coin lmao

by Moan Elisa November 21, 2021

Orange Cat

When a guy acts like an orange cat, they are typically crazy and ginger and act like a cat.

Did you just knock my grandma's ashes off the table?!?
You're such an orange cat!!

by val321 March 30, 2023

No cat

Not lying/totally true

That's no cat, your shirt is beautiful!

by anonymous March 23, 2021

asian cat

Asian cat is when you flip a Asian bitch, a vitanemise bitch or a Chinese bitch and u find her bush and put gel in it. When the gel is in her bush you put her in the freezer. One hour later u get her and her frozen gel and stick your dick in her and the frozen gel will scratch u like a car

Me and the Chinese girl did the Asian cat.

by BillCosbyFather November 1, 2017