flaming bag of shit

Noun.
A business term for something one gets involved in that can never have a good end result.

"This project looks like it's gonna be another flaming bag of shit. If I touch it, i'm either gonna get burned or come out with shit on my hands."

by Joel Tell November 10, 2007

Bag licking hot

Right hot! Possibly so hot your bag needs to be licked to alleviate the eternal inferno in your pants. Although not specifically linked to a defined temperature, bag licking hot is considered to be that level of hotness which can only be cooled with bag licking.

yeah, today is bag licking hot!
that broad is bag licking hot!

by EastCoastBS July 5, 2009

Delightful Bag Boy

Delightful Bag boy(n:)- A word that could be considered a censored term of the word Douchebag. Formed from the first letters of douche and bag (the 'd' from douche turns to delightful and the 'b' from bag turns to bag-boy).
Is useful in insulting less-than-likable people in a more civilized and respectable manner.

Hey, don't be such a delightful bag boy to them.

by Runs-with-coyotes September 1, 2010

Tea Bag Monster

One who creeps from house to house at night and places his/hers, genetals upon ones forhead while one is sleeping.

Holy fuck balls, its the tea bag monster!

by MEOFF JACK March 10, 2004

Smashed Bag of Assholes

1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.

2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.

1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.

2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!

by 4tuna August 23, 2014

Thirst bag Mcgee

1. A man who constantly every word everything out of his mouth is about getting a woman to have sex everything revolves around a constant stream of women he thirss for the touch the feel of a woman.

2. One has multiple accounts on different dating sites.

Thirst bag Mcgee has four woman on lock tonight from those dating sites

by Almightynessgemini October 12, 2016

Put up a bag

1. Euphemism for 'pitch a tent', or to get an erection
2. To crash at a friends apartment

1. "Wow, John really put up a bag over Heather's tits eh?"
2. "I'm slithered... Can I put up a bag at yours tonight man?"

by Ess Boyer December 6, 2011