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God Zone

A relationship status Quo similar to "the friendzone" but instead avoiding the relationship for Religious reasons.
Bruh:ya so she said she wasnt interested because she wanted to keep her relationships "biblicaly okay."
Bro: oooooh your in the god zone Bruh.
by the dearly ditched July 28, 2014
mugGet the God Zonemug.

*Blank* is my God

No. No. I don't accept Jordan Peterson's consideration regarding what constitutes ✌️✊️✌️God✌️✊️✌️ because HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTIONS DID NOT CREATE THE UNIVERSE.
Hym "But that's what he does! He creates this '*blank* is my God' paradigm where he conflates 'God' with ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION THAT MOTIVATES BEHAVIOR so the HE can USE THAT CONFLATION when he needs to make a point. So, to Jordan Peterson, God is LITERALLY whatever he needs it to be, moment to moment, to get people to do what he wants people to do (Marry his daughter, give him your money). And THAT LOGIC... Also applies to ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION. So GOD and ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION... Are synonymous. Maturity? Whatever he needs it to be, moments to moment. Pride? Whatever he needs it to be, moment to moment. I reject his conceptualization of God entirely. There is A WAY IN WHICH you could CONSIDER that 'God' (in like a broad, abstract sense) but THAT ISN'T WHAT IT IS IN THE BOOK! A higher-order abstraction did not tell Moses to liberate the Jews. A Saul didn't disobey a higher-order abstraction. Maturity didn't order Saul to slaughter all of the men, women, children, and cattle of the Amalekites and then (subsequently) exiles Saul for NOT DOING THAT. Saul didn't murder them hard enough... So he got 13 year old David to murder them right, and then gave a literal child psychopath the title of king. That wasn't 'Money' that did that. It wasn't Fame, or Justice, Or, Truth, Or Warm-Fussies. So, no. And the guy in the book that had ACTUAL LINES OF DIALOGUE... Either created the universe... Or it DID NOT DO THAT... If it DIDN'T you're lying."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
mugGet the *Blank* is my Godmug.

God-boring

The state of being immensely boring. Similar to other 'god' prefix words, such as god-awful.
It was a great film but the female lead was god-boring.
by Jernstar February 13, 2024
mugGet the God-boringmug.

Girth God

Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.
Everyone has been talking about how Matt is the Girth God.
by TRocky74 January 16, 2024
mugGet the Girth Godmug.

God

A man who is both Mufasa and Scar, two-faced
God: Surprised? Most of 'em are... I'm Mufasa AND I'm Scar...
by Justsomeguy05 July 18, 2022
mugGet the Godmug.

plat god

that play looks like the one from plat god
by bananaschipmonk December 22, 2016
mugGet the plat godmug.

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