When your sense of judgemet has become impaired due to living in Ubombo too long,unexplicably, but probably due to altitude, usually resulting in pregnancy.
by Praddy Cool November 14, 2011
Get the Mountain eyesmug. 
by fatcockfucksucker1012 March 16, 2023
Get the smart eyesmug. A woman's eyes that reveal how psycho she is, leading to a fear that those eyes are the last thing you'll see when she wakes you up and hacks you up with a chainsaw.
by anonymous September 13, 2020
Get the chainsaw eyesmug. Putting ones testicles on a someones eye preferably during intercourse or foreplay. May also be used as a practical joke with your white friends.
Jim was so drunk that when he fell asleep Tim eye-ball visioned him.
I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!
I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!
by Rory Breaker July 31, 2012
Get the Eye-ball visionmug. When someone has glossed/glazed over eyes and looks messed up possibly from sinus problems or being stoned.
by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018
Get the Hoozy Eyesmug. Some overly-confident guys think that they have "an eye for an aye" when they go out seeking gals with whom to get laid, but determining which chicks are actually that quick/casual about spreading their legs is usually quite a bit more difficult than that.
by QuacksO April 10, 2022
Get the an eye for an ayemug.