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John

A South African slang for penis
Yo man, my John is feeling extra hard today
by Qwertykg March 24, 2019
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John Cena

You can't see it.
"Look guys! It's John Cena!"
"Oh false alarm boys it's just a ghost."
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John Cena

-A wannabe dumb bully who insists no one can see him while in reality everybody can and shakes his right hand vertically as a taunt to check his victim's sighting power.
-A person dressed up as a bowl of Fruity Pebbles according to Dwayne Johnson "The Rock"
-A part time wrestler who appears more on Total Divas than Raw and Smackdown
-A meme that died but keeps coming back
Dan: And his name is "John CEEEEEEEENAAAAA!!!"
David: "John Cena"?!! seriously? C'mon man, that's a very old joke
by Mr.Warrior December 11, 2018
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Jógvan John

A lightskin gamer ni**a who listens to justin bieber and mgk on the daily
Yo someone shootin’ up da block
What a jógvan john thing to happen
by Danté Bandé July 11, 2022
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