The poop sweats

When your lower belly aches, you feel a sudden hot rush to your butthole but can't get to the shitter anytime soon. The sweats kick in and you're forced to wait in pure agony until the feeling passes.

Man, that mexican from last night really gave me the poop sweats.

The poop sweats by Bjakeolsaari95 May 7, 2020

Testicular Poop

The poop you have after experiencing immense testicular pain caused my Diesel.

“Dude why does the bathroom smell like fish scallops?”
“Oh man I had some testicular poop”

Testicular Poop by Kevin Barney June 2, 2020

is poop really epic

it depends who u ask

john: is poop really epic
me: it depends

is poop really epic by Pickle June 23, 2020

avalanche poop 

When you have a big poop but it’s a bunch of smaller poops

Thank god it was just an avalanche poop I thought I was gonna take a massive shit

avalanche poop by The big bob boi July 3, 2020

No Poop July

just don't do it

omg, he did the No Poop July challenge. he died

No Poop July by pussyeateryamyam July 8, 2020

Kelli Poop

any time a poop rushes up on you and you have to clench your cheeks and pray you make it to the toilet.

Oh f*** I gotta go its a kelli poop!!

Kelli Poop by pseudonym003 August 3, 2020

Spikey Poop

A poop that hurts when it comes out. (Just like how spikes hurt)

Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out

Chad: Hey, I just had a spikey poop and it hurt like buttcheeks!

Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine

Spikey Poop by POOPEATER6969420 August 18, 2020