“Bro, I need some cash ASAP”
“Just have Valerie get herself some meat paper real quick and split it 50/50”
“Just have Valerie get herself some meat paper real quick and split it 50/50”
by SmokySphinx February 2, 2018

The penis on a man that has been transplanted from an organ donor for the purpose of sexual enhancement.
"Oh my God, I don't remember you cock being so big." " Yea, I got me some Dead Meat..now you are to".
by Funguy68 May 3, 2023

The anxiety one feels (usually men) typically at a party or social gathering, when there is obviously not enough meat to go around for everyone.
Rick got to the party late, noticed the brisket tray was running low and started feeling meat-nervous since he was last in line.
by Nostradainus April 10, 2017

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

A term in the oilfield used to describe plowing someone from behind. Also used in Central America to describe running your meat stick into someone's ham wallet.
by HogNdog October 9, 2023

When something is so serious. As in life or death situations that they need a phrase to reflect it. Also can be used in songs.
by Camgorge February 9, 2025

by Zander x player December 18, 2017
