John

Definition 1: A generic noun

Definition 2: Replacement for "God"

Definition 3: Euphemism for sex

Definition 1: Bro, I just aced that John (John replacing "Test)

Definition 2: On John

Definition 3: Wanna John later tonight?

by ImaBigNerd December 3, 2024

John

John is the most chill/relaxed guy you will ever meet. John is an osu player, he can fc maps that you think are impossible to even complete. When the time is 7:27, John will be there waiting for you to say, 'wysi.'

You can be rude to John, but he really doesn't care and if you tell John a secret he wont tell anyone because he couldn't care less about it.

wysi a legendary john

by Acekill43 March 4, 2022

John smith yuh

John smith is the best American, he makes his Wife stay in the kitchen and he has a farm. He hates you if you’re not American and he loves trump.

John smith yuh is awesome.

by spidermanyuh March 7, 2022

John chua

John has fine ass and great tits he’s got a great Ching personally . She’s Chinese and thinks he can use the n word little does he know he has and never will be giving permission to use the n word. He’s best friends with Obama and lactates all the time. He’s a sensitive guy who can probably fit a whole..... up there.

He loves long walks on the beach with bus dog... he can probably fit... up there.

He’s Ching and doesn't accept his culture. He likes rice and noodles

John means my dogs don’t have a name. Actually his name is Gucci

John chua is a Chink Who is a Chines fuckers who make shit in a dark room

by My actual name is John December 5, 2019

John Cena

John Cena is a professional wrestler with a meme.

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!

by Dave1928 February 25, 2017

john

john is a mad cunt who fingers his dog

oi u ken john.
yes.
he fingers his fucking dug.
what a retard

by john is a cunt February 1, 2022

John Manuel grant

Makes everyone in the room so uncomfortable and is fucking sus

John Manuel grant made everyone uncomfortable today when we saw him

by Actual factual April 27, 2019