Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless

by TrashCantDoThisAnymore May 24, 2018

God's Image

Being creative. This is what sets humans apart from animals.

God is the Creator of the world, and the reason all His children want to create sounds, flavors, feelings, children, roads, buildings, schools, art, ideas about God, etc. is because we were created in God's image.

by spacefaced1968 April 21, 2019

Do you believe in God?

Not an incoherent question akin to "What color are musical notes?" It's ridiculous to try and frame it as such. Ridiculous and dishonest. A desperate and dishonest attempt at regaining lost dignity.

Hym "The question 'Do you believe in God?' Is not an incoherent question. Jordan Peterson tried to frame it as such but only to undercut the fact that his answer was NO. His is right the 'to believe in God' is not simply 'to accept a set of axiomatic presuppositions' but rather 'Have all axiomatic presuppositions informed by the perceived existence of a creator deity who has on several occasions interacted with human.' So, when I ask whether or not you believe in God, I'm asking "Within the confines of your solipsistic sphere of subjectivity... IS THE CREATURE WITH YOU?' THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS JORDAN! You KNOW that's what it means... AND YOUR ANSWER WAS NO!"

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

On god

A shortened way of saying truthfully by god's eye.

On god, John is kinda sus.

by Dyetones March 31, 2022

Godded

Term meaning you are a god at something

I'm so godded at this game

by ToesMcGee June 17, 2019

PEDOPHILE GOD

A PEDOPHILE who has CIRCUMSCRIPTION INSCRIPTION and knows where all the targets are which is ONE.

Only a PEDOPHILE GOD can tell where they can go BUT this PEDOPHILE GOD knows all the traps they set and is a BUMPTIOUS son of a bitch as that ARROGANT ASSH0LE never stops his BIPOLAR BROADCASTING

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 29, 2021

lore god

A profession that involves themself in doing text-acting and shall be referred to as a lore god.

"We are lore gods"

"all holy lore god"

"dick dog is a bitch"

"lore gods all love lore cat"

"lore gods are gay"

"im a lore god"

by Cabbage rat July 20, 2022