Canadian Brown Shower

When you empty a whole bottle of maple syrup into your asshole, then continue to squat over and release it on your partner like they're an overdone pancake from ihop.

"The syrup came out slower than molasses when I was giving her a Canadian Brown shower last night."

by Hasasha May 13, 2023

big brown bass

Taking an extra long shit while on a vessel.

Oh my god I have a to drop a big brown bass.

by Leafsfanforever May 5, 2021

Hot brown bake

When you take a massive dump in a tanning bed, shut the lid, and turn it on.

Joe: Dude! I just left a hot brown bake in sun tan city yesterday!

John: No way man! I did the same thing!

Joe: That'll teach them not to let us bring our own bronzers!!

by Taintslayer156 September 1, 2015

Brown eye Benny

The act of snorting cocaine off a males anus (see also brown eye Betty)

I did that brown eye Benny off of monsieure jean luc and got so fuckin high

by More me than you February 3, 2013

Discreet Brown Package

A package that contains sexual toys such as a vibrator or dildo.

A Discreet Brown Package is discreet so that others will not know what you have ordered but it has become very obvious.

by @anonymous3209 March 27, 2021

Generic Brown Person

Some one from the Middle East or India.

I called tech support at Apple, but all i got was a Generic Brown Person.

by Orwhaleca March 3, 2010

Brown Teddy Anni

Brown Teddy Anniversary is the anal sex milestone of the relationship

Hey baby I look forward to some of that Brown Teddy Anni action

by Oscar63 September 12, 2020