Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!

by Tainthair May 23, 2018

The Good Ol Days

Something said by a boomer, makes it racist if they add something black-related

"The good ol days when we used to boss cotton-pickers." Gerald stated.

by blackdudeknowledge February 12, 2022

dick too good

DTG is having Pennis soo good you genuinely scare girls away after sex

Yeah I was diagnosed wit dick too good since I was 16

by Mannyyy3x August 5, 2025

Tough Good Guy

Someone who is intimating and seems to be set out as the jerk but he really is the Tough good Guy

Beck Oliver from victorious is the Tough Good Guy
Diego from Ice Age is the tough good guy
Illidan Stormrage from world of Warcraft Legion was retcon to be a tough good guy

by The Lloyd November 25, 2019

Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).

How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”

by Hxrvey May 23, 2018

good daytime

A greeting you might use in the daytime.

Good daytime.

by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025

The good wife syndrome

When men watch this show it immediately shrinks their balls to the size of raisins.

Hey man have you seen Connor lately? No, why? He is tiny as hell and talks with a lisp. Wow he must have the good wife syndrome.

by Larrykernen September 23, 2022