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POOP

A PIECE OF S*** THE GOVERTMENRRT F***** COLLECTS
by Hvgfcdxcgvhbgvxdfrcgvhj January 7, 2022
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Poop Jerk

When Brandon is efficient and jerks it while he poops allowing himself to clear both cannons simultaneously
Yo Brandon we gotta leave in 10 minutes! Don't worry bro, I'll poop jerk so we can leave faster!
by Droyd April 5, 2025
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Poop

It comes out of your butthole and it smelly.
Poop is smelly.
by aknjkcbejkebdi s December 14, 2022
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poop straw

The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.
Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.
by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024
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Night Poop

A poop taken after 8pm, outside of one’s regular poop taking rhythm.
I’ll be right back, I think I might have to take a Night Poop….
by Andi Pandy Putting in Candy October 28, 2022
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poop crimes

Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.
Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.
by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020
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Werewolf poop

When you have to push a deuce out so hard that it feels so painful that it’s like your turning into a werewolf. The poop it’s self is also huge enough to clog a toilet and it almost looks like it was layed by a werewolf
Yesterday, I had to push out a painful werewolf poop.
by Seriouslywhohasthatname October 19, 2023
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