Dual Statuality

A term that describes using the same status update on both facebook and myspace.

Alternate phrasing would be Latent Dual Statuality,

using the same status but with a latent update.

Example:

Margie posted that “she is going to buy shoes” on facebook

Margie later posted that “she had bought shoes” on myspace

Randall was too lazy to write something different for his facebook status so he used dual statuality.

by screamin---srb February 4, 2010

Hottmess Status

An amazing waaay of life. No need to be hott, or a mess, justt live a fun life that is a mess, haa, but in a good waay(:

Guy: "Yeah these two hos take turn every week, shit atleast i get to kiss 'em"

Girl: "Thatts too Hottmess Status"

Guy: "WTF is that?"

Girl: "A waay of life haaa."

by WoahWoahMe March 7, 2010

Dip Status

When you want to break up with your girlfriend but you're too much of a pussy to do it like a "big boy".

Can also be used to say that you are leaving a place or area.

"Dude are you breaking up with me?"
"YUP, DIP STATUS."

OR

"YO, I'm going to DIP I'll see you later."

by Look At Flowers April 18, 2010

Goldner status

The status of a dumbass that steals candy and red bull, and walks out the store with his hands full, grinning and waving to the employes at Fred Myers.

guy1 "wow look at the douch bag walking out of fred myers"
guy2 "goldner status"

by Andrwe Goldnre April 18, 2010

Party Status

Setting your Facebook status to inform everyone of a party that may, or may not, be happening. If the party is a fake, it usually involves someone with very strict parents.

Andrew: PARTY AT ADAMS TONIGHT! FREE BOOZE!
Adam: What are you talking about? My parents would kill me!
Andrew: Dude, it's just a Party Status.

by Serios69er July 7, 2010

Bobby Status

To be expeled from a group. Officially forbidin. Exile. Banish. Ban; refrain from using. Usually associated with being lazy.

On the last rafting trip, the only thing that Mike helped out with was drinking all our beer! If he keeps it up he's going to be put on Bobby Status.

by DeaTH TaCo August 20, 2010

northern state

they were drunk when they built the northern state parkway. traffic all day everyday. pot holes galore, a bitch to drive on the end!

oh and the on and off ramps suck you could go into the woods.

Yo man what road is this?
Its the northern state parkway dude.
Well this road sucks its too windy.

by the dananator August 28, 2010