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Hoagie Meat

Slang term for the Labia when it is loose hanging from the Vagina.
When the stripper came out we were shocked to see her hoagie meat hanging almost to her knee.
by Razor1979 May 9, 2012
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Midwest meat heist ring

CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"

reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?

CNN: ... Yes...
by jint3i November 5, 2022
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Meat stick

A meat stick is a stick of meat that one eats occasionally as a leisure snack or a workout snack.
Paige sat down at her lunch table and pulled out her meat stick, while the others watched in awe.
by Hot chato April 9, 2019
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Meat Man Miller

A grown man who works in the shop and save deli just to support his sorry excuse for a family. He will have a son who bitches and complains about any ailment on the United States. His daughter will like colored folk, especially those who are unemployed since this trait runs in the family. This man will also eventually quit his job and choose to live in poverty.
Customer: Can I please have 2 pounds of jumbo

Meat Man Miller: Take whatever you'd like I hate my job and my family. My daughter likes colored folk and my son basically has a vagina. Poverty is the life for me.
by User2017 March 22, 2017
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Face Meat

When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).

Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!

Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.

Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
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Meat Stew

When you stick your penis in a girl and then go to sleep. It’s like soaking, except over night. In the morning, the meat falls off the bone like overnight smoked brisket.
Bro I made Meat Stew with Kaity the other night, shit looked like prunes.
by WalrusEnjoyer420 December 20, 2021
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Meat

Synonymous to “bullshit” on all accounts.
Man: *sends tinder match a message*
Girl: *unmatches*
Man: that’s a pile of meat

Bank: we’ve liquidated all of your accounts to pay down your debts before we repossess your car and house

Guy: classic meat
by Timothy Flinsmass August 24, 2022
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