wear my meat loafers

have a craving for meat, inspired by the meat loaf scene with Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers

Let's go for lunch! I wear my meat loafers today.

by Johnny Lavender March 16, 2008

meat groans

The groans one emits when seeing or thinking about a desirable meat.

Person 1: Mmm, bacon.

Person 2: Dude, now is not the time to be letting out meat groans. We're at a funeral!

by ClassicJohn October 1, 2019

Meat Slap

When someone slapped you with a piece of meat

My wife over cooked the steak, so I meat slapped her.

by Ralph18 January 13, 2022

Meat Slap

(v) when someone slaps a select person with their meat

I meat slapped my boy with a slim jim

My girlfriend hated the meatslap last night that she just kept screaming, "Nooo not the meat slap!!"

by Wavy gang March 2, 2024

Infidel meat

The name given to bacon, pork, or other meat coming from a pig by people who cannot eat it due to religious reasons. See also infidellicious

Ehab : this is delicious what is it.
Paige : pork
Ehab : what the heck you fed me infidel meat
Paige : just kidding it's a turkey burger which is even worse.

by G10pmm October 30, 2015

Jerk meat

A attractive woman with a horrible personality

That some jerk meat over there

by Cumchef September 26, 2023

Meat Pie

a useless human who is used for nothing but specifically anal sex to survive or make a living.

That guy Jacob other there is good for nothing but anal sex, he is a meat pie.

by UnrivaledEcstasy October 31, 2021