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ass to none

Nothing. Nada. Zip.

Ass to none is just a way to say “little to nothing”, meaning there is a very small amount in either a literal or metaphorical sense depending on context.
Jenny: “How much was your paycheck this week?”
Kate: “Even with my overtime? Ass to none.”
by gummybear1452 October 14, 2023
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Nothing Nowhere None at All film

A Nothing Nowhere None at All film is a film with a superficial narrative that poses as a more profound and intricate work of art. It achieves this through the use of popular and mainstream dialogues and/or plots, attractive shots and disparate characters who are believed to be well-structured based on their dissimilarities and quirkiness.

The term ‘Nothing Nowhere None at All’ is based on the 2022 film ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’, which won a multitude of accolades, including an Oscar for Best Film. However, the film’s inconsistent plot lines, vague and emotionally shallow characters that were hidden behind big, dramatic outbursts and magniloquent dialogue has all contributed to the movie ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ to be seen as a pretentious, pseudo-intellectual movie.

Other films that could be considered Nothing Nowhere None at All films include: Promising Young Woman, Saltburn, Barbie, Crash, anything by Sam Levinson, Don’t Look Up, I’m Thinking of Ending Things, etc…
Did you see ‘Barbie’? It was such a Nothing Nowhere None at All film! Too bad that this is what ‘good’ cinema is considered to be nowadays…
by Anne M. Elienav January 20, 2024
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Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.
"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
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