Meat fetcher

A dog that only fetches meat

“Dude, why isn’t fetching the ball?”
“Because he’s a meat fetcher”

by YahstaMan January 24, 2018

Meat Beanie

The foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Jack’s meat beanie keeps his sleepyhead warm.

by Firecrotch108 December 31, 2023

Meat paddles

The extremities we call hands.

My tits longed for his meat paddles.

by Whyiseveryhandletaken February 20, 2017

Macho meat-lover

Someone who loves meat so much they try and convince others of its benefits and they broadcast their macho meat loving lifestyle via the internet every chance they get. Macho meat-lovers can be male or female as they endorse the macho lifestyle by associating it with macho activities and traditional macho beliefs.

I will not be friends with vegans or vegetarians because they are inherently weak and frail people who consume emasculating products. This house is a macho meat-lovers house and its going to stay that way so don't you even think about bringing any soy products into this house either because I will disown you.

by PrivalegedPotato May 1, 2020

gun meat

A victim of gun violence

The cop was just gun meat for the thug

by Dinictis March 20, 2022

MURDEr meat march

The month of reckoning where any man where murder his meat

Bruh I'm really bouta murder Meat march

by Juicynwordjuicethe3rd. December 29, 2019

meat wash

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.

"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"

by meatspert February 5, 2010