Your mom

a hot sexy beautiful amazing powerful seductive woman

"Is that YOUR MOM?? omg she is so hot I wanna 69 her"

by taesrealwife🤨 November 23, 2021

Mom

That one person who really REALLY misses you right now. This may not seem important now but spend time with your mom when you see her. I’ll give you a story, In the summer I spent it with my dad and barely saw my mom. After that, I found out that I had to come live with my dad which I really didn’t want to do. Ever single day after that I missed her and I still barely get to see her. A mom is someone you can count on when you need someone. A person who you can trust with secrets. Love you mom!

Mom: So what’s new today?
Daughter: *tells about day*
Mom: thank you for telling me! Love you!

by nothtemiddlechild November 23, 2021

ur mom

a comeback that only 12 year olds use

(13) girlfriend: "what were you doing last night?"
(12) boy: "ur mom"

by silly goosey goose November 23, 2021

ur mom

dead.

person 1: Riley ur mom.

person 2: whats ur mom?
person 1: dead.

by badussygoofygobbler November 23, 2021

Your mom

Something I do every night

Billy: Yo Briana what you doing tonight
Briana: Your mom
Billy: Wait what?

by briannnnnaaaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2021

Mom

Mom means someone's mum but they put mom because they're probably a gamer who likes fingers up there bum
Mom is such a literal bastard

(Boy) hey mom (Mom) yes son? (Boy) your gay
Mom means someone who likes to get there son or brother to sit on their lap just like Charlie price

by Elliot croft November 23, 2021

Ted’s Mom

1. Any mom of a friend of yours that is just bangin’. A real cougar of a woman after college cock and is always down for some DP with some college studs. When she orgasms, it’s like an earthquake of shaking followed by a flash flood from her squirting puss juice.

2. Any milf that is your friend’s mom that is always wanting to fuck frat boys.

1. Chad: Bro why is the floor so wet?

Brad: Do you remember that smoking hot mom that came down the other day? Yeah, Tyler and just got done with her. She’s such a Ted’s Mom.

2. Frat boy: Yo, the mom of that new pledge keeps eye-fucking me bro, I bet she’s a real Ted’s Mom!

by Pikeyjuan69 November 24, 2021