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Straw Job

When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.
Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.
by Ancient_Armadillo March 10, 2022
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job lord

A person who has three or more jobs at once.
I recently became even more of a job lord, gaining a fourth job to supplement my existing three.
by Doos Jarus July 2, 2021
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Job

"All this dickriding you could put to use in a job"
by Bmanfaiba May 1, 2025
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Rotluck job

When an absolute trash head energy drink junkie sticks his lil dih into a full energy drink can or carbonated can of something, whiles listening to rock music the entire time.
Mike-“yea that can of monster absolutely got it last night, gave it an absolute rotluck job!”
by Rotluckkk May 12, 2025
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That's My Job

Guy 1: I'm gonna take out the trash

Guy 2: THAT'S MY JOB!

Guy 2 then beat Guy 1 to death
by Infernfan June 22, 2023
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New York Brake Job

Involving two parties, and a bottle of IHOP syrup. One person lays down with a Vietnam style hard on, and lathers the syrup all over their cock. The other person gets in a crab walk position, and puts their light blue French tipped feet around the person's syrup lathered cock, and then using their arms spins around the person while squeezing the other parties cock with great force.
"Yo bro, did you hear about that girl giving out New York Brake Jobs?"
by 10v2v2 August 28, 2025
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“O” job

When your woman gives you a hand job with a leather glove on.
My girlfriend just pulled an “o” job
by Lsnlnda October 20, 2023
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