Do I look fat in this dress

If she looks fat, tell her she looks fuckin fat. Don't lie just to get sex. If that bitch is fat, then dump her and go for something hotter

Bitch: "Do I look fat in this dress"

you: "yes baby you do, you so fuckin fat come give me a blow job or else I'm gonna go to the brothel tonight!!!"

by Johnny445 August 30, 2010

do you know de way

do you know de way.no it means poop your pants

do you know de way said bob

by kictac poopy jace February 6, 2018

do you know de way?

a dead ass meme that should not be revived

guy: hey you, do you know de way?
guy 2: yes i do, its over there near a cliff.

by chingchongfriedrice February 15, 2018

we should do something sometime

n. let's have sex now. or else.

jon said to jenna, "we should do something sometime"

by sekio April 21, 2004

What are ye doing in my swamp?!

A term use in the movie "Shrek" and the YouTube video "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."

Usually triggers people.

Luke: "What are ye doing in my swamp?!"
Brendon: "No. Stahp."

by This.is.Ryan.Ross April 27, 2017

what can i do you for

A phrase used by people with so little going on in their lives they resort to word play to be interesting or funny. Traditionally taken to mean; 'What can I do for you?'

Barman 'What can I do you for?'
Customer 'Top banter mate, I'll have a whisky neat'

by Jack Proteus May 18, 2016

I do girls and black guys

Best described as a very angular hair cut, longer in the front, and stacked in the back. Most commonly found bleached to compliment the black, thinly drawn, overly arched eyebrows and the dark lined lips. Usually this term refers to white girls who just want to "let everyone know how they roll."

Think Kim Mathers' make up and Catherine Zeta Jones' character in "Chicago", Velma Kelly.

by Allison January 4, 2005