John

While the name itself is quite common and can be quite the euphemism, a true John is a rare breed. The most prized of species will take on spongebob qualities such as a diastema (gap tooth) and amazing work ethic.

Look at that John over there with his Homer Simpson hair, he is the love of my life.

by A&Please me July 10, 2022

Jógvan John

A lightskin gamer ni**a who listens to justin bieber and mgk on the daily

Yo someone shootin’ up da block
What a jógvan john thing to happen

by Danté Bandé July 11, 2022

John

A mysterious and confusing entity, it often asks itself the obvious, factual questions such as "Am I John?".

Look over there, there is a John asking for its meaning.

by Mysterious entity July 12, 2022

John Rooney

A legend of a man, from Co. Mayo, Ireland.

There will never be anyone like John Rooney.

by IrishBridgy July 13, 2022

John Anderson

He has the biggest cock, it can never be contested, he knows where all the whores in Gaia are at any point in time and is constantly on his way to have constant sex with all the women

John Anderson is the biggest Chad in Gaia.

by Agony Invision July 16, 2022

John

a guy im gonna be using in my sentences

John "How did you find this."

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022

John

John

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by Robert e wiggle bottom July 20, 2022