Getting Johnned

Having sex or performing sexual acts with someone while somebody else is asleep either next to them or in the same room as them.

Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.

Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.

by Johnner5000 March 18, 2025

john michael

a white guy from alabama that skates and eats everything. he’s nice sometimes. his brother or sister is a million times hotter than him, but he’s still cute though.

john michael’s a cutie

by younggayone October 6, 2019

John

A simp with homosexual tendencies who likes girls who look like korean soft boys.

Don't go Full John.

by Mt retr0 November 22, 2021

john engeldew

hairy fuck

omg why is there so much hair john engeldew must of been here

by rengaed August 9, 2020

Johned

When a “friend” ignores your messages.

Asked mike to go get a drink but instead i got johned.

by Dangetjohn June 6, 2022

John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose

Literal god

"Dude , John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is literal god"

by Major Malard June 16, 2022

John

A total lame dummy who thinks hes smart and funny. (Usually has anger problems too.)
Avoid at all costs.

"Ugh, quit being such a John."

by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025