Black God

Black God is a dark version of Grey God, that swears, doesn't care about opinion, thinks that Twitter is cringe and of course hates Grey God. He was sealed away for a long time, but with Emox's help (the dark version of Em0x) he finally escaped.

Random Guy: Hey Grey God, where Black God
Grey: Never say his name again.

by Grey God January 30, 2022

God of Hammers

Thor.

"Father I don't know how I am going to do this without mjoilner"
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.

by B-Monkey Obama January 29, 2021

Shopping Gods

When you find or dont find what you are looking for when shopping.

I found those Manolos on a sweet sale, the Shopping Gods were with me.

by Jaxchemical June 30, 2009

The Cow God

the useage of a deep "metal" sounding voice to make fun of an 80's or 90's band.

also a local celebrity in the northern new jersey region, infamous for "tagging" street signs, walls, bathrooms, floors and small spaces in his highschool.

"Joseph, where is that fool, he must get on his knees, and pray, to THE COW GOD!!!!!!"

by turbobaby March 12, 2010

assassin god

A man who doesn't leave his house and stays playing xbox all day in his mom's basement

Your an assassin God.

by Bryan2822 March 11, 2017

dion the god

The girl that is awesome at basketball and I great at shooting and defense

Hey do you know dion the god she's awesome

by God is here 347 February 11, 2017

God of AdHd

Talk to me nicely, talk to me normal, I promise it’s 50/50. And if you wanna speak alone tell me a story that ends at the place you most cherish.

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Ninja October 23 2021

I’m god of adhd because I just can’t sit still

by TMNT August 11, 2022