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God-time

How the gods perceive time differently from mortals, due to their longer lifespans.
(e.g: 'The gods are typically more patient than mortals as 100 years is like a month in god-time' ).

(Note: God-time is kind of comparable to human and dog years, but not exactly).
by Diana Lucius DeCollis May 25, 2024
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God

He has nothing nice to say about you
"I've mert God. He had nothing nice to say about you."
by SZASZUKEEEEEE May 9, 2022
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Good morning and God bless

Doing a good morning and God bless is taking a shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.
The best way to start the day is with a good morning and God bless!
by pepsijonasmax April 7, 2018
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vector of the gods

A common expression used by lots of regular people to refer to wine and how it's so tasty that gods consider it to be their vector.
Kieran: Oh man, kava tastes like ass but this wine truly is the vector of the gods.

- Nathan: Don't you mean nectar of the gods?
Kieran: I... uh... no. I mean vector. It's a common expression. Look it up. But don't look it up for about 15 minutes.
by Sieran Karri December 13, 2023
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Abuser God

Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...
Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"

Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."

Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"

Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."

Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."

Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"

Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."

Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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God Stripper

A stripper who is a second hand caretaker to a child. Also known as kierra, also known as Kardi. A god stripper will teach your child the basic knowledge of stripping and how to make shmoney. okurt ? OKURT !
Him : wow. that girl has an amazing PPP !

Her : must be a god stripper named kardi !!
by Nsnsj November 20, 2018
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God

by Daddy's got a fatty January 20, 2022
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