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Sex farts

Farts farted during anal that are very stinky
by Fuck2013 May 6, 2020
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Sex on the stairwell

1. Noun, a cocktail originating in Scotland.

Defined as a mixture of a lower percentage lager or beer, e.g. Tennants, with it's higher percentage equivalent, e.g. Super Tennants, in order to achieve the desired alcoholic percentage.
1. I'll have Sex on the stairwell and a packet of crisps

2. "I had Sex on the stairwell last night, and now I keep puking on the carpet."
by Ol21 May 22, 2020
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Sex emotions

sex emotions - when you wanna have sex but they tease you
your playing with my sex emotions i jus wanna have sex !
by mshorny101 May 26, 2020
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sex race

Sex race is a competition of 4 or more people with each team consisting of 2 players. These two players can be both of different or same sex.

The first team, in which both players come to the sexual climax (commonly known as orgasm), wins.
I just wanted to ask, did you ever win the sex race?

Nah man, always came too soon...
by LeaderOfKebabs July 6, 2020
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hetero sex

It’s when only one of two people who are having sex orgasm. Usually only the man cums and the woman’s needs are not taken care of.

It’s the opposite of when heterosexuals ask a gay person how “gay sex” is like.

There is no such thing as gay or hetero sex. It’s just sex and everyone experiences or practices it individually
Gay person: Oh you are straight, so tell me how do heterosexuals have sex? I can’t picture how that works.

Hetero sex is a word used by lgbt+ people to let straight people know how it feels like when they ask queer people what gay sex is like. Heteronormative society thinks the only way to have sex is when a man penetrates a woman.
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Swedish sex

Guy 1: me and my girl friend had swedish sex last evening.
Guy 2: yeah, me and my kids saw.
by PappusClappus July 29, 2020
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pandemic sex

When you're looking for some COVID-19 comfort sex due to loneliness from social distancing, boredom from quarantine, or panic from maybe dying.

*Term coined by Ana and mildly inspired by Matthew.
Woman: What are you looking for on this dating app thing?
Man: The one. Not the wrong one. The right one.
Woman: I'm looking for the wrong one.
Man: Like purposely?! You just looking for some pandemic sex?
by TheWrongOne606 September 4, 2020
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