meat ranch

Meat ranch is another word for cum.

I painted her face with my meat ranch, it was so boss hog.

by Mr. Hooneynana March 27, 2022

Grilling The Meat

Preparing for a medium rare dish. Butter up the pan as you turn it on high and prepare to burn and blister your dick while you baste it.

I showed my boyfriend how grilling the meat works. After that we blew eachother off at the SAME TIME! Even our cum tasted smoky!

by raunchyraul March 28, 2022

Minnesota meat pie

It's a meat pie from Minnesota dumbass

Man that's one hell of a Minnesota meat pie it filled me the f****** up

by Shalapagos March 28, 2022

Fish meat

If it tastes like chicken, keep lickin.
If it tastes like trout, back out.

Last night the boy I slept with had fish meat

by ewi.ebs January 24, 2022

tune the meat whistle

While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute

This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle

by Cumuppance September 5, 2021

meat flick

when autocorrect is drunk and autocorrects netflix to “meat flick”

“wow meat flick is more important than us” -feral gays

by feralgayslave September 7, 2021

Faggot Meat

A gay guy who obsesses over masturbation, dirty jokes, and hates when straight people use masturbation and dirty jokes in social situations .

I know a guy who is a faggot meat because he is an out of the closet gay person who does not the use dirty jokes by straight people.

by jondich September 9, 2021